1. Can you give those who are geographically challenged a short description of where and what your home town is like?
Crap.
2. What is the brief history (as far as you can remember back anyway) of the Stockport County Football Club?
Formed in 1883. Never been very successful. Highest league position ever in 1998 finishing 8th in Division 1.
3. What is the standard of play in the league that the club is involved in (Division 2)?
A bit shocking really. There are only a few 'good' teams and although we're getting there, we're not one of them.
4. Will the club ever reach the dizzying heights of the premiership?
Don't know and don't care. What I do know is that Sammy Mac will manage a premiership club before long.
5. As a moderator, what do you think the most important aspect of being a mod is?
Not screwing things up on the board like deleting all the emoticons. (Eh sandy? ;))
6. On average, how much beer would you consume of a weekend?
Can't remember ;)
Drink more in the week because it's cheaper.
7. If your club made the Premier League, how many players would you recruit and who would you try to lure?
Most importantly a striker. You have to score goals to stay up. Probably try and sign Shearer and fail. We're not going to be there for a years and years though. I'd also get a strong centre back as captain. Someone in the Campbell or Terry mould. Obviously, if you've not got the money your only gonna get half these players.
8. Where do you see FFUK in 5 years time?
Ruling the world or the UK at least. THX as dictator and KE as his 'director of communications' they will force everyone to play retro games bought off eBay whilst getting pissed. All games will be played in the 'computer room' and a daily summary of what's going on around you will have to be posted each day. Sandy will be 'Minister for children'.
