Known Enemy

1.Some may say that it has been a disappointing season for Manchester United. Is there any one area where the side has been lacking?

I think there have been several areas that the team has been lacking in all honesty. Our most obvious which was highlighted when Rio started his ban was defensively, although Wes Brown was nowhere near fit. I personally think Fergie was annoyed with Rio starting his ban that early in the hope that it would get reduced to play in Euro2004, he could have played until mid March, unfortunately our title bid fell by the wayside in that time. I also think we need a left back as we don't have a natural left back at the club, plus at times we have looked devoid of creativity, and Roy Keane's successor is the biggest thing the club have to find within the next year. Where you find a player of that stature though is beyond me, and that's why I'm a fan and not a manager.

2.Some see the FA Cup win as a consolation prize. Do you agree with this sentiment?

Yep. When the season started it was 3rd on our list, so to only come away with that is somewhat disappointing, especially the way we lost the league and went out of the champions league. However, it was a nice end to a poor season.

3.The club has been linked to a number of transfer targets recently. Who do you think will arrive at the club in this transfer window?

Alan Smiff?! We're linked to every player who's ever had a decent half of football in their lives, so it's hard to say. I think we need a left back, a winger and possibly another central midfielder. Liam Miller a kid from Celtic is also on his way on a bosman, so it'll be interesting to see how he goes.

4.Conversely, so you think that anyone will depart?

Barthez, Forlan, Ricardo, Butt, Solskjaer

5.Everyone seems to hate ezboard at the moment. If you were running FFUK would you consider a move to another server?

Believe THX tried this with the EBN if I remember correctly, don't believe it worked.

6.If you had a dream date with anyone, who would it be and where would you take them?

Difficult question. I think from celebrities I'd have to opt for Cameron Diaz, although I don't think she looks as great as she used to do. She seems like she is up for a laugh and that's what is needed, can't be in the company of people who aren't up for a laugh because they gradually get on my tits and bore me to death. Although if she had an outbreak of zits, I'd trade her in for my friend, she's a little bit mad. As for where I would take her, wouldn't be anywhere normal, I hate going to the cinema with people. I've never understood the concept of going to the cinema with someone you barely know, how the hell are you supposed to get to know them?? I'd probably just take her a place where I'd make a tit of myself and just have a laugh, which means virtually anywhere.

7.Would an English city host a major event (e.g. Olympic Games) in the next 10 years?

Can't see it, think Paris will win the Olympics for 2012 and with Germany hosting the World Cup in 2006, the 2010 World Cup won't be held in Europe.

8.How will you be spending the off season?

Working. Have debts to pay off and need money to go out and drink! Will probably watch some of Euro2004, but I'm not a great fan of international football, will probably take a greater interest in the Olympics, always a great sporting event and used to do athletics to a reasonable standard when I was a few years younger than I am now.