1. I doubt that many people would have heard of Bishops Stortford Football club. Can you please give us a history of the club (as far as you can recall)?

The club was formed in 1874 I believe but I don't really know much else about the history apart from we won the FA Amatuer Cup in 1974 (which was the last FA Amateur Cup) and we won the FA Trophy in 1981. We also got to the 3rd round of the FA Cup in the 82-83 season where we took Middlesbrough to a replay and narrowly lost. Also Stortford finished in the top half of the Ryman Premier League this season so they got promoted to the Conference 2 South which is the highest league they have ever been in.

2. Does the club have any ambition to make it to the Football League?

I think the club would like to get into the football league but the club isn't that rich and probably wouldn't be able to afford the players you need to get there.

3. Is there a team that you follow in the higher leagues in England? Why do you support that team?

I dont really follow any higher league team. I obviously support the English national team though.

4. Beating Rangers is undoubtedly a highlight of the season for all Celtic fans, is there an arch rival or a local rival that your team would most like to defeat?

Probably Harlow Town would be the closest rivals to Bishop's Stortford. However, Harlow are like 2 leagues below us now so I doubt we'll play them in competitive competiton for a long while now.

5. Your fantasy Euro 2004 team has had a nightmare start to the tournament. What did you base your team selections on?

I just picked a few decent players I thought would do well and then bought a few cheap players from like Bulgaria because I had no more money to spend.

6. If you had inherited 100 million dollars/pounds/euros/whatevers, what would be the first 5 things you would buy?

If I had 100 million I would buy Stortford FC, a nice big mansion, a stylish car, start my own business and maybe a small island somewhere.

7. Would you go into politics? If so, what policies would you try to implement?

No way, I'm not really interested in politics at all. I doubt that anything I say would have an effect on anything that the Government does.

8. Where do you see the board and the site in 12 months time?

I think the board was in a slump for a long time but I reckon it's starting to find its feet again now because of the hard work of THX and the other admins. So I would say we would have a new bunch of regulars in a year's time and a much higher post average.